Hey guys, I saw this really good movie last night. I don't know if you've heard of it — it's called Star Wars. It's about an alien named Obi-Wan Kenobi who gets killed and turns into a shiny blue ghost who has to spend the rest of eternity making pottery with Demi Moore. Actually, maybe that's not exactly true — it's three movies, not one. You kind of have to see it.
In the meantime, this maybe explains it a little better: