January 20, 2009 10:26 am
Matt Tobey
Matt Tobey
Can you believe Inauguration Day is finally here? I mean, INAUGURATION DAY. Man, I think we need to invented a third, even higher letter case, because capital letters just aren't cutting it for today. I'm sure Obama is working on that. He's working on everything. Change is coming. In just a couple hours, dogs will stay puppies forever, broccoli will taste like Cinnabon and all of humankind will enter into a perpetual state of shared orgasm. I just hope the new President isn't insulted by my modest expectations. Pragmatism is my Achilles's heal.
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