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Today is undoubtedly historic. Barack Obama was officially sworn in, and America bid goodbye to George W. Bush, the nation's last ever white President. So obviously it's a great opportunity for wisecracks, right?

But where can one find the choicest of laughs on this unforgettable January day? Have you tried the internet?

The Indecision team has been blogging their balls (and whatever it is girls have where balls go) off all day. Here's a taste of their liveblog of the actual Inauguration:

12:16 – Wow! What an amazing day for America! We

actually have a Muslim atheist communist foreign-born president with a

fake birth certificate.

Over at The Onion, they wrapped up their ongoing series of stories that saw President Bush repeatedly maimed and mutilated by reporting that the now-former Commander in Chief has died peacefully in his sleep:

Plans for Bush's funeral have been postponed indefinitely following an

unexpected incident in which the president's corpse was sucked through

an Air Force One jet engine.

Meanwhile, 23/6 is celebrating America's 47th white male Vice President.

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