I always like it when celebrities have a good sense of humor about themselves. It's refreshing and humanizing to see movie stars not take themselves seriously, you know? Nonetheless, Jamie Lee Curtis should stop being so gross. From her Inauguration Check List:
Start hearing rumors about NO port-a-potties anywhere on the 20th (security threats), check.
Do the math, at least six or seven hours without a bathroom, check.
Buy Depends, check.
Start spreadsheet on timed potty needs for last four weeks, check.
Stop eating Activia yogurt, check.
If you need context to accompany your skeeving out, the SNL sketch she's referencing can be found after the jump.