Before They Get Stale: Todd Barry, Eugene Mirman and Patton Oswalt

Todd Barry and Eugene Mirman flew in some manner of metal bird with internet access today and took the time to answer some questions. [A Special Thing]

Jeffrey Ross puns, "Nixon had a bowling alley and Clinton put a golf putting green, so Obama needs the audacity of hoops." I love puns more than I love my mother. [Heeb Magazine]

If Pete Holmes, Oren Brimer, and Matt McCarthy want to win the Doritos Crash The Superbowl contest, they must keep their heads down, power through, and want it more than the other guy. [NY Times]

That 9 year old kid who wrote that book got a movie deal. Enjoy your Hollywood coke and hooker parties, 9 year old kid, cause it's all downhill from there. [Entertainment Weekly]

Can the Pope's Christian message of salvation compete with Mr. Chi City's message of well-stocked drink selections leading to women dropping vagina panties? [Variety]

Tom and Jerry will be made into a live action movie with CGI leads. Everyone is shocked because this marks the absolute first time Hollywood has raped our childhood memories. [/film]

Do you remember Married With Children? Let me jog your memory: "You're impotent, Al!" "You make me want to vomit, Peg." FLUSH! Now you're all caught up for this web series. [Crackle]

Look Around You's Peter Serafinowicz thinks their "comedy falls under the banner unpopular culture." [AV Club]

Andy Dick tells Tyra Banks he's a "tri-sexual." I assume he means he only has sex with tricycles. [WLWT Local News]

MAD magazine is going from a monthly to a quarterly publication. My inner 13 year-old me is very sad. He also has an unwanted erection and believes MXPX are the only people who understand his pain. [Newsarama]

A while back, a Daily Show clip was involved in a lawsuit. Judge Ambrose decreed (or whatever judges do) the clip couldn't be admitted as evidence because it was simply too funny. [Lehigh Valley Live]

Patton Oswalt describes Big Fan, "here’s this world… we’re not going

to look at it from some hipster’s distance." But without hipster

distance, I'll have to form a real opinon! [Spout]