Michael Vick Trades His Rape Stands for Some Empathy Stands
Hey, how's Michael Vick doing? That's what you're always asking, right?
It's all the time with you, Michael Vick this and Michael Vick that. So
you'll be pleased as punch to know that he took an Empathy for Animals
course at PETA a year and a half ago after which he was given a test to
see what he'd learned. And now, on PETA's blog, they've released his
graded test. Believe it or not, Vick passed. With a C.
So,
you know, good news, but I'd still say wait for at least a B+ before
you let him dog-sit. He can probably bring in your mail for you. Maybe
he could water your plants too, but don't be surprised if you come home
to find your azaleas have mauled the chrysanthemums to death.
Here's hoping Plaxico Buress does at least this well on his People for the Ethical Treatment of Legs test.
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