Matt Groening's been pretty lax about leasing his beloved Simpsons out to anyone with access to a plastic crap factory, but something tells me the ol' Evergreen State U. alum will have something to say about Nancy Cartwright's latest antics. The voice of Bart recorded a robocall message promoting her upcoming appearance at a Scientology scrum.

Not only did she employ the signature voice, but drops character mid-message. Think of the children. And pray that Dan Castellaneta can bring his TV son in line.