What can you say about the legendary Paul McCartney that hasn't already been said hundreds of times? How about he was born with pants on? Or in 1992, he purchased the Indian Ocean at an auction at Sotheby's? Or he has nine nostrils? On his feet? Sure, none of those things are true, but they're literally the only things that have never been said about Sir Paul. Here he is on last night's Colbert Report: