The TNT blog is paying me a fudgeton of money to do a cross post, and their standards are much higher than the dill pickle-waving contest that is Insider. So I'm going to feature this list the chromesuckers AskMen.com mocked up of the shortiest big-screen-to-basic-cable edit jobs of all time.

1. Die HardThe most classic of all TV edits is, “Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon.” He couldn’t have said “mother cruncher” or “money lover?” No, the censors of all things terrible went above and beyond and wrote a new classic line to replace one of the most famous lines in action-movie history. In case anyone is wondering, the bad guy in the film is not named Mr. Falcon.

Full list here, you shitballers!

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