Don't get me wrong. I am no sissy. I watch the sports all the time. What I know about sports could fill a football diamond. I am as good at sports and sportsy things as I am at not being gay, Dad! Please, believe me!
Umm, what was I talking about? Oh, right, this year I planned to continue my annual tradition and sit in front of the television watching our nation's pastime, Puppy Football, wherein different breeds compete to see who wins the Puppy Bowl and becomes MVP (Most Valuable Puppy). But now Will Arnett and Pepsi are conspiring to take my attention from the Puppy Bowl…
I always knew Pepsi was evil, what with their taking money away from the obviously superior and therefore slightly less evil Coca Cola, but I never knew Will Arnett and Andy Richter were also evil. Taking attention from deserving puppies is pretty evil in my book. I suppose I can watch this on my computer while I watch the Puppy Bowl on mute, but then I won't get to hear those adorable puppies.
On the other hand, fuck those puppies. You can find out more details by going to refresheverything.
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Click after the jump to see the funniest part of Pepsi's refresh everything campaign.
Will Arnett and Andy Richter are pretty funny, and no doubt the event will be hilarious, but I still think the funniest part of the entire Pepsi campaign has to be the following detail…
I am sure President Barack Obama is going to be checking Pepsi's website to hear what we all have to say.
If I was going to refresh the world, I'd like to teach the world to sing and give the world a Coke because Pepsi stinks.*
*(ED note: my opinions are my own and do not reflect 50% of the world that believes Coke stinks and Pepsi is better… they are clearly wrong).