February 2, 2009 2:52 pm
Matt Tobey
Matt Tobey
Hey, bub, time for some straight-talk. Bruce Springsteen smooshed his balls against America's TVs last night, and you can't stop thinking about them. Don't deny it. Bruce Springsteen's balls must be tired, because they've been running through your mind all day. But listen, you should stop thinking about Bruce Springsteen's balls. Now. They thrive on curiosity and will grow exponentially in relation to your infatuation with them. Maybe distract yourself with funny football videos at Onside Kicks. Like this one:
Check out lots more Springsteen-genital-free football comedy at Onside Kicks.
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