A lot of fun has been had with the audio of Christian Bale being an asshole on the set of the new Terminator movie. Remixes, soundboards, ringtones, You're the Men Now Dog, they've all been somewhere on the funny spectrum. So, good job, internet. You did what you do. But what you do doesn't involve Steve Martin, and that's why I prefer Stephen Colbert to the internet.
After the jump, Stephen interviews Steve about his new movie Shopgirl III: The Quickening.