Before They Get Stale: Chris Rock, Steve Martin and George Carlin
Demetri Martin discovered he was funny in Junior High. At that same age, I discovered that God hated when I masturbated, so I never did it again. [Fresnobee]
When I think of relationship advice geared towards women, I immediately think of Steve Harvey. [TIME]
Chris Rock does what everyone expects him to and directs a documentary about hair. Ummm, what? [Moviehole]
Steve Martin describes himself with just one word, "desperate." [Philadelphia Star]
Ricky Gervais says, "…while I'm watching The Bishop's Wife, I believe in angels…" And when I watched it, I believed Cary Grant was less interested in the bishop's wife than he was in the bishop's penis. [Herald Sun]
Will Max Weinberg not join Conan in the move to The Tonight Show to stay with the E Street Band? If so, he'll regret it as soon as this Bruce Springsteen fad is over. [TV Squad]
This Michael Cera viral video is officially the last Christian Bale parody allowed. After this point, C-Bale parodies are equivalent to dancing to Single Ladies 20 million internet years after this guy did it. [/film]
Now, thanks to the awesome technology of the robocall, you can get Kenny Powers to send a message to your friends. [Message From a Legend]
George Carlin wins posthumous Grammy. Also, he apparently previously dismantled one of his Grammy's in an "altered state". [Comic's Comic]
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