That elephant seal named after Stephen Colbert was great and all, but that was almost a whole week ago. It's old news. No, worse, it's old snooze. I want a new thing named after Stephen Colbert. Which is why I was happy to see a Colbert Nation forum member starting a drive to get a park in St. Charles, Missouri named Colbert Park.

So go here, select "Other" and write in Colbert Park. Then we can start working on the next thing to be named after Colbert. Maybe five or six of those octuplets everyone's talking about.

And soon all of the Colberts will be Colberted to Colbert and Colberting for all Colberty Colbert.

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