If you've never seen Idiocracy, you must be 'tarded. But don't worry, my wife was 'tarded and she's a pilot now. Also, if you haven't seen Idiocracy, you don't know that that was a line from Idiocracy. My wife is not 'tarded, and that was the one and only untrue thing I've ever written on this blog. I swear on my unicorn. Anyway, Idiocracy is going to be on Comedy Central! It's so good! Look!
Looks good, right? And if you wait much longer to see it, it will basically become a documentary and stop being funny, so make sure you watch it Sunday night at 10pm/9c.