Hey, did you have a good Presidents Day? I wish I could say I did, but I was too busy fighting back against the heathens in The War on Presidents Day.
Some cashier gave me my change and said, "Happy Head of State Holiday," and I basically flipped out on her. Doesn't she know the Presidents died for her sins? Yes, even, Martin Van Buren.
Anyway, I'm going to just try to put that all behind me and have a pleasant Presidents Boxing Day. And I can't think of a better way to make that happen than by listening to the great Larry Wilmore on the latest episode of The Sound of Young America.