Thanks to Greer Barnes, I now know who was chasing me in the park last night. And good thing, too! My first exercise goal was to outrun a comedian. My next goal is to outrun a Kenyan competitive eater. Then a comedian doing a bad Kenyan accent. Then a comedian doing a good Kenyan accent. Then a real live Kenyan runner. Then a Kenyan in a car. Then the moon.
After the jump, Red Grant explains why you have to have fun right now, before you die.