I never realized how much I took sitting in traffic for granted until I became a blogger and started working at home. When I had to drive to work, I'd always listen to audio books, but now I can't do that anymore, so I'm going to have to learn to read. One of these days. Chris Porter doesn't mind traffic either.

Catch the rest of Chris Porter's Comedy Central Presents when it premieres Friday at 10:30pm/9:30c. After the jump, watch a clip from Eddie Ifft's CCP which airs Friday at 10pm/9c.