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	<title>Comments on: Stephen Colbert: Scientology&#039;s New Galactic Overlord</title>
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		<title>By: Anonamace</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonamace</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Scientology destroys lives and families. XENU is the ENEMY of scientology. So Colbert is the new leader of the fight against scientology.
 Here is an audio recording I made of a scientology &quot;minister&quot; beating a kid because the kid refused to do scientology brainwashing courses.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cl0QkAL8Vk  BTW this guy was also accused of PEDOPHILIA. I guess thats what OT 8s can do with their super powers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scientology destroys lives and families. XENU is the ENEMY of scientology. So Colbert is the new leader of the fight against scientology.<br />
 Here is an audio recording I made of a scientology &#034;minister&#034; beating a kid because the kid refused to do scientology brainwashing courses.  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cl0QkAL8Vk" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cl0QkAL8Vk</a>  BTW this guy was also accused of PEDOPHILIA. I guess thats what OT 8s can do with their super powers.</p>
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		<title>By: Dave Mudkips</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dave Mudkips</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Scientology, you just got officially pwned.

XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scientology, you just got officially pwned.</p>
<p>XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU</p>
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		<title>By: Dave2</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dave2</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Scientology treats its members like garbage and tries to ruin the lives of its critics.

There&#039;s a million exposes on it by a million different journalists. Probably the most famous is the 1991 Time magazine cover story by Richard Behar. Google it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scientology treats its members like garbage and tries to ruin the lives of its critics.</p>
<p>There&#039;s a million exposes on it by a million different journalists. Probably the most famous is the 1991 Time magazine cover story by Richard Behar. Google it.</p>
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		<title>By: withapologies Gandhi</title>
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		<dc:creator>withapologies Gandhi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 20:32:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, THEN YOU LAUGH AT THEM…then you win.”

thanks Colbert...you SP you</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, THEN YOU LAUGH AT THEM…then you win.”</p>
<p>thanks Colbert&#8230;you SP you</p>
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		<title>By: Rick Cain</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rick Cain</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 02:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They will name the module &quot;Serentity&quot;, because a bunch of sci-fi heads are Firefly fans.</description>
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		<title>By: Mrs. Colbert</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mrs. Colbert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>QFT about the scientology debates and MOAR VOTING.....  some of you need to go outside and quit eating cheetos</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>QFT about the scientology debates and MOAR VOTING&#8230;..  some of you need to go outside and quit eating cheetos</p>
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		<title>By: Annoyed</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annoyed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Looks like the Scientology trolls found this one as well.

&quot;Every religion is different. They all can be considered wired. I came across this YouTube channel. In all it seems like Scientology is not as far fitch as any-other religion. Link - http://www.youtube.com/ChurchofScientology

I guess at the end, every religion talks about treating each other with respect.&quot;

&quot;Anonymous reminds me of the KKK with their mask and all.

At the end of the day why can’t we just all get along?&quot;

And to the other churches that, let me add some emphasis, ASK their members to donate 10%, Scientology DEMANDS up to 80-90% from deeper members.  Yeah, asking and demanding are *rolls eyes* the same thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like the Scientology trolls found this one as well.</p>
<p>&#034;Every religion is different. They all can be considered wired. I came across this YouTube channel. In all it seems like Scientology is not as far fitch as any-other religion. Link &#8211; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/ChurchofScientology" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/ChurchofScientology</a></p>
<p>I guess at the end, every religion talks about treating each other with respect.&#034;</p>
<p>&#034;Anonymous reminds me of the KKK with their mask and all.</p>
<p>At the end of the day why can’t we just all get along?&#034;</p>
<p>And to the other churches that, let me add some emphasis, ASK their members to donate 10%, Scientology DEMANDS up to 80-90% from deeper members.  Yeah, asking and demanding are *rolls eyes* the same thing.</p>
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		<title>By: AnotherGrace</title>
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		<dc:creator>AnotherGrace</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alice, hi! I can answer that. 

I was brought up Catholic, spent 10 years an Anglican (Episcopalian in the US), another 10 years in Churches of Christ and my Dad is a Pentecostal minister. I have never known any church except Scientology to require payment before you can be told about their religion, or to demand thousands of dollars (and tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands eventually) from every member to learn about their own religion. 

No christian church that I&#039;ve ever heard of gets tax file numbers from people. I do know that if you want a tax deduction for your giving, some churches will let you use a code number so they can keep track of your donations and give you a tax receipt at the end of the year. But that&#039;s totally voluntary and, in my experience, no one except the church accountant would know who gave what. Many churches don&#039;t even have that. They pass around a bag or bucket and no one would know if you gave 10 cents or $100. Nowadays, because so many people give by electronic transfer, no one notices if you don&#039;t put your hand in the bag to make a donation.

But with Scientology, well check out their price list here: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?bbxyqznmmfd

Imagine a Catholic priest charging $450 an hour for hearing confession (there&#039;s no charge for confession). But Scientologists have to buy 12.5 hour blocks of &quot;auditing&quot; - which they call their form of confessional - at $5687 a pop (see p2)! Or imagine paying $28,000 to do a &quot;course&quot; down at your local church (see p2).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alice, hi! I can answer that. </p>
<p>I was brought up Catholic, spent 10 years an Anglican (Episcopalian in the US), another 10 years in Churches of Christ and my Dad is a Pentecostal minister. I have never known any church except Scientology to require payment before you can be told about their religion, or to demand thousands of dollars (and tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands eventually) from every member to learn about their own religion. </p>
<p>No christian church that I&#039;ve ever heard of gets tax file numbers from people. I do know that if you want a tax deduction for your giving, some churches will let you use a code number so they can keep track of your donations and give you a tax receipt at the end of the year. But that&#039;s totally voluntary and, in my experience, no one except the church accountant would know who gave what. Many churches don&#039;t even have that. They pass around a bag or bucket and no one would know if you gave 10 cents or $100. Nowadays, because so many people give by electronic transfer, no one notices if you don&#039;t put your hand in the bag to make a donation.</p>
<p>But with Scientology, well check out their price list here: <a href="http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?bbxyqznmmfd" rel="nofollow">http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?bbxyqznmmfd</a></p>
<p>Imagine a Catholic priest charging $450 an hour for hearing confession (there&#039;s no charge for confession). But Scientologists have to buy 12.5 hour blocks of &#034;auditing&#034; &#8211; which they call their form of confessional &#8211; at $5687 a pop (see p2)! Or imagine paying $28,000 to do a &#034;course&#034; down at your local church (see p2).</p>
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		<title>By: janet</title>
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		<dc:creator>janet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>An Australian pHD students has discovered an attractive new species of shrimp and is auctioning the naming rights. I thought that Stephen should know. Details are here: http://www.marineconservation.org.au/default2.asp?active_page_id=592 - proceeds of the auction go to marine conservation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An Australian pHD students has discovered an attractive new species of shrimp and is auctioning the naming rights. I thought that Stephen should know. Details are here: <a href="http://www.marineconservation.org.au/default2.asp?active_page_id=592" rel="nofollow">http://www.marineconservation.org.au/default2.asp?active_page_id=592</a> &#8211; proceeds of the auction go to marine conservation.</p>
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		<title>By: William Courtland</title>
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		<dc:creator>William Courtland</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So as the new Galactic overlord your set needs a Dragon, a captive of the backstage area, you lured with the promise ot the truth to his cause, and he sits and waits, for you to admit he exists, then he will pop his head out and eat any celebrity guest which is found in broken love situation and under public scruteny, this Muppet of an animatronic dragon which looks lifelike and breath fire to cook his captors new roasted toasty chicken fritter-totts... which he never feeds the dragon because it give it gas.

To have a giant dragon which can remove from the public spectical those torn by love, and made tolerant to the spectical of such tyrrants as TMZ to the cause of ration acting as political morale inducing works.


This dragons, which mubbles out of earshot the rational explainations to most of the situations of the discussion at what seems like almost pre-planned comedic brilliance.  

To have a dragon chained, to have its powers of long wisdom due to lifes lived beyond the yokes of civilized creations..


To have a dragon, which can finally properly provide a person rational of mind equal enough to banter with the overlord himself.

But then... to understand that scientology does have merits as it applies, what no dragon I will never sell you... ha did I just type that.. Oh that too... well, 

Steven Colbert needs a dragon, and I am sure their are others like me who would like to be rid of such a thing, for it to be reused for another stage, it enourmous in the scales of its FX, showing ability, and so it can be left stage or right, with no more than one head poking out...

The fart jokes to be had, at the dragons expense... 

The rational ability for the Dragon to despense of desolate actors and actrress and other humilated peoples of high culture, but the dragon which can provide the cover of smoke, and the curiosity bumbling back stage of a rambunctious five year old...

It will fit, right...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So as the new Galactic overlord your set needs a Dragon, a captive of the backstage area, you lured with the promise ot the truth to his cause, and he sits and waits, for you to admit he exists, then he will pop his head out and eat any celebrity guest which is found in broken love situation and under public scruteny, this Muppet of an animatronic dragon which looks lifelike and breath fire to cook his captors new roasted toasty chicken fritter-totts&#8230; which he never feeds the dragon because it give it gas.</p>
<p>To have a giant dragon which can remove from the public spectical those torn by love, and made tolerant to the spectical of such tyrrants as TMZ to the cause of ration acting as political morale inducing works.</p>
<p>This dragons, which mubbles out of earshot the rational explainations to most of the situations of the discussion at what seems like almost pre-planned comedic brilliance.  </p>
<p>To have a dragon chained, to have its powers of long wisdom due to lifes lived beyond the yokes of civilized creations..</p>
<p>To have a dragon, which can finally properly provide a person rational of mind equal enough to banter with the overlord himself.</p>
<p>But then&#8230; to understand that scientology does have merits as it applies, what no dragon I will never sell you&#8230; ha did I just type that.. Oh that too&#8230; well, </p>
<p>Steven Colbert needs a dragon, and I am sure their are others like me who would like to be rid of such a thing, for it to be reused for another stage, it enourmous in the scales of its FX, showing ability, and so it can be left stage or right, with no more than one head poking out&#8230;</p>
<p>The fart jokes to be had, at the dragons expense&#8230; </p>
<p>The rational ability for the Dragon to despense of desolate actors and actrress and other humilated peoples of high culture, but the dragon which can provide the cover of smoke, and the curiosity bumbling back stage of a rambunctious five year old&#8230;</p>
<p>It will fit, right&#8230;</p>
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