Believe it or not, I still haven't seen The Watchmen, which is really weird, because I usually see every movie that prominently features a giant radioactive blue penis. I mean, I saw The Reader twice! Anyway, this is completely unrelated, but here's the scoop on this week's South Park.

One young citizen takes it upon himself to maintain order during a time of despair in South Park. An all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "The Coon,” premiers on Wednesday, March 18 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

“The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of “Mysterion” and challenges the Coon’s place as a “symbol” for the town.

You can see more images from the episode after the jump.

As always, tons of clips and full episodes are available at South Park Studios.