Andy Richter on the puppy coat from Andy Richter Controls the Universe, "I was really nervous about one of them squirming out, falling, and breaking its neck, so it was sort of nerve-racking. And heavy. But adorable." [AV Club]
Is Andy Richter preparing for his Tonight Show announcing gig? "Absolutely not… That’s not how I do it. I’ll make it up… On June 1 at about 5:29, I’ll think about what I’m going to say." [Entertainment Weekly]
Kumail Nanjiani on his comedy, "I like some sacred cows. They till my fields and are more useful to me doing that than they would be as steak on my table… I just made myself hungry." You all should check him out at The Non-Motivational Speaker Series. [Gelf]
Are you still resentful that you didn't go to SXSW, but all your cooler friends went because they work for Hip Music Magazine Incorporated™? Well, now you experience some SXSW comedy through the magic of shaky video! [Sandpaper Suit]
Conan went to some NBC affiliates and then signed some necks and held some babies. He didn't sign baby necks though, because babies are lame and need to learn to fucking live life, ya know? [TV Barn]
A professor demonstrates his idea of a good joke, "Someone tells you a list of flowers, like roses, daffodils, petunias and brick. That was unexpected and funny." This guy need to go back to the University of Telling Jokes 101. [Chortle]
If these gay dogs are allowed to marry, what's next? Will a dog be allowed to marry a person? Will a gay cat be able to marry a bisexual ferret?! Let's nip this in the bud before it all goes too far! [This Is Why Your Dog Is Gay]
UCB'er and New York Stand-up comedian Gil Ozeri pleasures himself to the sounds of hacky jokes. Click after the jump to check out the video.