Colbert Is Holding Sumner Redstone In His Crawl Space
On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen made fun of Sumner Redstone, and today I'm feeling pretty conflicted about it. On the one hand, if I say Colbert's bit was funny, I'm essentially speaking ill of my boss's boss's boss's boss's boss's boss. On the other hand, if I say it wasn't funny, I'm criticizing one of my comedic idols. Stephen may not be in charge of Viacom, but last time I checked, the host of one of the network's flagship programs outranks a smelly reclusive blogger. Either one of them could surely have me canned with a quick cock of his brow. So, in the interest of keeping my job, I'll instead just criticize you, my impotent reader. Hey, b-hole, what's with your stupid face? There. Now, enjoy this clip, which may or may not be totally awesome.
The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.
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