As a blogger for Comedy Central, I often get to go to screenings with free food and drinks, and you don't, therefore I am better than you. It's just math, really. No, I'm not better than you. I'm just kidding. If anything I'm worse than you. I didn't even brush my teeth this morning.

Whatever, the point is I went to the Kröd Mandoon and The Flaming Sword of Fire screening and it was fun. Comedy Central's digital department supplied me with a fancy pants camera for the night, even though I'd been doing perfectly fine without it. Anyway, I decided to make a photo essay of my night.

Click after the jump to experience my magical night of watching a television show, stuffing my face with food, and drinking beer. Or, as I like to call it, Thursday.

It took me awhile to figure out the confusingly awesome camera, so my first few photos are really bad. In fact, I made a collage that sums up my skills as a photographer…

Hooray, I suck! But after a while, I managed to figure out how to use the manual focus and zoom. One of the first things I noticed when I got there was the cool mini-comic they were giving out.

After that, I had dinner…

Delicious! After I ate and finished my beer, they screened Kröd Mandoon and The Flaming Sword of Fire…

Everyone was watching it in rapt attention. I almost accidentally wrote "raptor attention." And it got me thinking, wouldn't be awesome if raptors were at the screening too?

Alright, I'm going to post something that might actually make some sense and not just the stupid gibberish of an idiot blogger on hallucinogenics. Here are some Kröd Mandoon preview clips you all should watch…

Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire premieres April 9th at 10pm / 9c.