John DeVore
The best thing about going to the gym are all the free towels you can guiltlessly throw on the slimy locker room floor. The worst thing about the gym… well, why don't you let these Jokes.com stand-ups fill you in on the downside of dragging yourself to a temple of health. Awkward moments with naked people, self-esteem melting feats of weakness, and trainers proud they can count are just some of the reasons it's best to stay rooted to your couch (which loves you just the way you are.)
5. Kevin Hart
Whatever you do, don't engage Kevin in a conversation in a locker room. His boundary issues are totally justified.
MORE VIDEO: When his wife starts talking in the third person, Kevin knows he's going to lose the argument.
Working out is great, until people start snickering. Whatever. Mike just wants to look good for the orgy.
MORE VIDEO: Mike isn't very good at sex, but is very good at eating pizza. This is a common quandary.
Just because you have a few extra pounds, doesn't mean you're stupid. Robin is not wrong about this fact.
MORE VIDEO: Robin speaks the truth: if you're broke, don't get sick.
The gym is a great place to people watch, or in Pete's case, stare in awe.
MORE VIDEO: Pete is bald, and he knows this because little children have told him so.
1. Kyle Cease
Why are gym locker rooms like European beaches populated with saggy old exhibitionists. Kyle wants to know.
MORE VIDEO: According to Kyle, adults should get recess — fifteen blissful minutes on the slide.
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