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Sebastian Maniscalco's new stand-up special Sebastian Live premieres this Saturday night at 11pm / 10c, so all this week, he'll be guest-blogging right here.

sebastian_maniscalco_v91I just checked into my hotel room in Vegas and I have to tell everyone that we need a dress code in this city. I was waiting to check into my room and the couple in front of me had no shoes on. I thought to myself, how the hell do you lose your shoes between the lobby and the front desk? Did someone steal his or her luggage? Did they fly on an airplane barefoot? Do they like the feel of Italian marble under their feet? Can someone out there explain to me how people walk into public places without shoes? I can’t wrap my mind around it.

On the walk to my room, which took about 7 minutes, I glanced at the blackjack table and noticed a woman playing cards with a dog on her lap. What?! First, why did this woman think her dog was going to enjoy Las Vegas? I have heard about bringing a rabbit’s foot to Vegas for good luck but a full grown Maltese? Come on! Is this a new way of counting cards? Does Fifi know something the casino pit bosses don’t? Keep your dogs at home! The guests of a hotel aren’t paying $200 a night to smell your dog’s ass at the craps table!

I then entered the hotel elevator and saw five guys in their 30s carry a cooler of alcohol to their room. I'm sorry, is this spring break at South Padre Island? When did FUN JET start flying to Vegas? What happened to checking into your room, putting a suit on and sipping on a cocktail at the lounge while listening to a sultry blonde in her 40s belt out some fantastic songs. Nope. Not here. Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? No… What ever happened to Vegas?

After the jump, you can see three new preview clips from Sebastian Live.