April 9th 12:02PM by
Matt Tobey
Jon Stewart Laments the Loss of the Laser Plane
I don't know about you, but I didn't even know there were laser planes until The Daily Show told me the Defense Department was discontinuing them. It's like they say, you don't know what sci-fi-esque machine of death you got until it's gone. But if you ask me, laser planes are exactly what we need to get out of the recession. Sure they're useless in the current military climate, but they'd make awesome Christmas presents. Start selling laser planes at Walmart, and we'll soon have enough money for ten TARPs.
After the jump, Wyatt Cenac reports on more cuts to the military's RFC: Really Fucking Cool projects.
The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.
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