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		<title>By: Jon Stewart Laments the Loss of the Laser Plane &#124; Disinformation</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jon Stewart Laments the Loss of the Laser Plane &#124; Disinformation</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 13:06:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: The Daily Show Mocks the Army&#8217;s Unfeasible, Unaffordable Laser Plane, For Some Reason [Laser Plane] &#124; Techno Portal</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Daily Show Mocks the Army&#8217;s Unfeasible, Unaffordable Laser Plane, For Some Reason [Laser Plane] &#124; Techno Portal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 12:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Jon also gives a little look into some of the other insane projects the military has finally decided to stop funding, and unfortunately, they all look awesome. Check out Wyatt Cenac&#8217;s segment on military gadgets below. [Comedy Central] [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Jon also gives a little look into some of the other insane projects the military has finally decided to stop funding, and unfortunately, they all look awesome. Check out Wyatt Cenac&#039;s segment on military gadgets below. [Comedy Central] [...]</p>
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		<title>By: The Daily Show Mocks the Army&#8217;s Unfeasible, Unaffordable Laser Plane, For Some Reason [Laser Plane] &#124; The gadgets</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Daily Show Mocks the Army&#8217;s Unfeasible, Unaffordable Laser Plane, For Some Reason [Laser Plane] &#124; The gadgets</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 11:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Jon also gives a little look into some of the other insane projects the military has finally decided to stop funding, and unfortunately, they all look awesome. Check out Wyatt Cenac&#8217;s segment on military gadgets below. [Comedy Central] [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Jon also gives a little look into some of the other insane projects the military has finally decided to stop funding, and unfortunately, they all look awesome. Check out Wyatt Cenac&#039;s segment on military gadgets below. [Comedy Central] [...]</p>
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		<title>By: The Daily Show Mocks the Army&#8217;s Unfeasible, Unaffordable Laser Plane, For Some Reason [Laser Plane] @ Hot N Cool Gadgets</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Daily Show Mocks the Army&#8217;s Unfeasible, Unaffordable Laser Plane, For Some Reason [Laser Plane] @ Hot N Cool Gadgets</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 10:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Jon also gives a little look into some of the other insane projects the military has finally decided to stop funding, and unfortunately, they all look awesome. Check out Wyatt Cenac&#8217;s segment on military gadgets below. [Comedy Central] [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Jon also gives a little look into some of the other insane projects the military has finally decided to stop funding, and unfortunately, they all look awesome. Check out Wyatt Cenac&#039;s segment on military gadgets below. [Comedy Central] [...]</p>
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		<title>By: The Daily Show Mocks the Army&#8217;s Unfeasible, Unaffordable Laser Plane, For Some Reason [Laser Plane] &#124; Techcom for dummy</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Daily Show Mocks the Army&#8217;s Unfeasible, Unaffordable Laser Plane, For Some Reason [Laser Plane] &#124; Techcom for dummy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Jon also gives a little look into some of the other insane projects the military has finally decided to stop funding, and unfortunately, they all look awesome. Check out Wyatt Cenac&#8217;s segment on military gadgets below. [Comedy Central] [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Jon also gives a little look into some of the other insane projects the military has finally decided to stop funding, and unfortunately, they all look awesome. Check out Wyatt Cenac&#039;s segment on military gadgets below. [Comedy Central] [...]</p>
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		<title>By: &#160; The Daily Show Mocks the Army&#8217;s Unfeasible, Unaffordable Laser Plane, For Some Reason [Laser Plane]&#160;by&#160;Techno News Feed</title>
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		<dc:creator>&#160; The Daily Show Mocks the Army&#8217;s Unfeasible, Unaffordable Laser Plane, For Some Reason [Laser Plane]&#160;by&#160;Techno News Feed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Jon also gives a little look into some of the other insane projects the military has finally decided to stop funding, and unfortunately, they all look awesome. Check out Wyatt Cenac&#8217;s segment on military gadgets below. [Comedy Central] [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Jon also gives a little look into some of the other insane projects the military has finally decided to stop funding, and unfortunately, they all look awesome. Check out Wyatt Cenac&#039;s segment on military gadgets below. [Comedy Central] [...]</p>
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		<title>By: The Daily Show Mocks the Army&#8217;s Unfeasible, Unaffordable Laser Plane, For Some Reason [Laser Plane]</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Daily Show Mocks the Army&#8217;s Unfeasible, Unaffordable Laser Plane, For Some Reason [Laser Plane]</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Jon also gives a little look into some of the other insane projects the military has finally decided to stop funding, and unfortunately, they all look awesome. Check out Wyatt Cenac&#8217;s segment on military gadgets below. [Comedy Central] [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Jon also gives a little look into some of the other insane projects the military has finally decided to stop funding, and unfortunately, they all look awesome. Check out Wyatt Cenac&#039;s segment on military gadgets below. [Comedy Central] [...]</p>
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		<title>By: autokad</title>
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		<dc:creator>autokad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:34:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awesome sauce, we are cutting budget in technology so we can go back to old school effective stuff like straping some metal on grunts to throw in the meat grinder, afterall those are cheap~  nice change,,, back to the army we had before the end of vietnam</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome sauce, we are cutting budget in technology so we can go back to old school effective stuff like straping some metal on grunts to throw in the meat grinder, afterall those are cheap~  nice change,,, back to the army we had before the end of vietnam</p>
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		<title>By: Annoyed</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annoyed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well I&#039;m just, well wow... amazed.  Not at the clips, no we know Jon&#039;s freaking awesome.  That is like a fact at this point.  This comment is what I&#039;m talking about:

&quot;I wonder what Obama&#039;s budget allocation is for his &quot;internal force, as strong and as advanced as the military&quot;.

Maybe it&#039;s related to all those coffins FEMA has all over your country, or the vacant sites with the razor wire angled in and newly installed massive furnaces?

Read your history, little suburbanite. It ain&#039;t crazy to look and see conspiracy.&quot;

i mean I&#039;ve heard some big conspiracy theories in my day (having grown up a red neck and all) but this is right up there.  I mean its got everything you want in a big government is coming to get us conspiracy.  There is WW2 camp references, suggestions of secret police, fearmongering, references to making coffins, and overall zealous reference to &#039;open your eyes you fool&#039;.

Now its okay, your a writer for Fox News aren&#039;t you?  I mean your just testing to see how antsy we get and based on that you&#039;ll know how well it&#039;ll be received by your watchers.  Its okay, just let us know and we&#039;ll pour all the content onto it you&#039;ll need.

*shakes head*

Its sad when the sanest person around is a comedian.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well I&#039;m just, well wow&#8230; amazed.  Not at the clips, no we know Jon&#039;s freaking awesome.  That is like a fact at this point.  This comment is what I&#039;m talking about:</p>
<p>&#034;I wonder what Obama&#039;s budget allocation is for his &#034;internal force, as strong and as advanced as the military&#034;.</p>
<p>Maybe it&#039;s related to all those coffins FEMA has all over your country, or the vacant sites with the razor wire angled in and newly installed massive furnaces?</p>
<p>Read your history, little suburbanite. It ain&#039;t crazy to look and see conspiracy.&#034;</p>
<p>i mean I&#039;ve heard some big conspiracy theories in my day (having grown up a red neck and all) but this is right up there.  I mean its got everything you want in a big government is coming to get us conspiracy.  There is WW2 camp references, suggestions of secret police, fearmongering, references to making coffins, and overall zealous reference to &#039;open your eyes you fool&#039;.</p>
<p>Now its okay, your a writer for Fox News aren&#039;t you?  I mean your just testing to see how antsy we get and based on that you&#039;ll know how well it&#039;ll be received by your watchers.  Its okay, just let us know and we&#039;ll pour all the content onto it you&#039;ll need.</p>
<p>*shakes head*</p>
<p>Its sad when the sanest person around is a comedian&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: Dan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder what Obama&#039;s budget allocation is for his &quot;internal force, as strong and as advanced as the military&quot;.

Maybe it&#039;s related to all those coffins FEMA has all over your country, or the vacant sites with the razor wire angled in and newly installed massive furnaces?

Read your history, little suburbanite.  It ain&#039;t crazy to look and see conspiracy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder what Obama&#039;s budget allocation is for his &#034;internal force, as strong and as advanced as the military&#034;.</p>
<p>Maybe it&#039;s related to all those coffins FEMA has all over your country, or the vacant sites with the razor wire angled in and newly installed massive furnaces?</p>
<p>Read your history, little suburbanite.  It ain&#039;t crazy to look and see conspiracy.</p>
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		<title>By: John H</title>
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		<dc:creator>John H</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 02:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am actually a little disapointed. I mean, I get it, your a comedy show. Not a real news show...despite the fact that the only decent reporting today is on the Daily Show(so sad for us). But, ABL is actually one of the few techs the government was working on that &quot;just costs money&quot;. So to save money, they are going to fall back to the &quot;it costs a lot less in money, but can we get one order of magnitude more body bags because they are cheap&quot; expenditures. Its an expensive tech, but one that directly relates to reducing lives in danger. For that I want my taxes to go to them. Just one of those things I guess.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am actually a little disapointed. I mean, I get it, your a comedy show. Not a real news show&#8230;despite the fact that the only decent reporting today is on the Daily Show(so sad for us). But, ABL is actually one of the few techs the government was working on that &#034;just costs money&#034;. So to save money, they are going to fall back to the &#034;it costs a lot less in money, but can we get one order of magnitude more body bags because they are cheap&#034; expenditures. Its an expensive tech, but one that directly relates to reducing lives in danger. For that I want my taxes to go to them. Just one of those things I guess.</p>
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		<title>By: TO: JON HAS TURNED TRAITOR</title>
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		<dc:creator>TO: JON HAS TURNED TRAITOR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 02:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Are you serious? We have the most nuclear weapons of any country and one of the strongest militaries in the world, Obama has just increased the military budget by 4%... and Jon Stewart is a traitor for making fun of the fact that we were seriously considering building a plane with lasers on it? Are you daft? I think you should calm down and use YOUR &quot;brain&quot; before you type garbage like that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you serious? We have the most nuclear weapons of any country and one of the strongest militaries in the world, Obama has just increased the military budget by 4%&#8230; and Jon Stewart is a traitor for making fun of the fact that we were seriously considering building a plane with lasers on it? Are you daft? I think you should calm down and use YOUR &#034;brain&#034; before you type garbage like that.</p>
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		<title>By: CRUIIIISSSSEEE CONTROL</title>
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		<dc:creator>CRUIIIISSSSEEE CONTROL</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR A REASONABLE, NUANCED ARGUMENT.</description>
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		<title>By: Fresh From Twitter: Jon Stewart Laments &#8230; &#171; Junior Sailing Blog</title>
		<link>http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/04/09/jon-stewart-laments-the-loss-of-the-laser-plane/comment-page-1/#comment-28251</link>
		<dc:creator>Fresh From Twitter: Jon Stewart Laments &#8230; &#171; Junior Sailing Blog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Fresh From Twitter: #video Jon Stewart &#8230; &#171; Junior Sailing Blog</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fresh From Twitter: #video Jon Stewart &#8230; &#171; Junior Sailing Blog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:42:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: popurls.com // popular today</title>
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		<dc:creator>popurls.com // popular today</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:40:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: JON HAS TURNED TRAITOR</title>
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		<dc:creator>JON HAS TURNED TRAITOR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:36:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO JON STEWART&#039;S &#039;&#039;BRAIN&#039;&#039; THIS IS NOT A DEM OR REP ISSUE!!! IT&#039;S ABOUT THE SAFETY OF THIS ENTIRE WORLD!!! WE SHOULD NOT BE DISARMING, WHILE THE FANATICS..MAKE NUKES!!! WILL NEVER WATCH THIS ASSHOLES SHOW AGAIN!!! 

NOT A PARTY ISSUE, JON!!! YOU STUPID MORON.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO JON STEWART&#039;S &#034;BRAIN&#034; THIS IS NOT A DEM OR REP ISSUE!!! IT&#039;S ABOUT THE SAFETY OF THIS ENTIRE WORLD!!! WE SHOULD NOT BE DISARMING, WHILE THE FANATICS..MAKE NUKES!!! WILL NEVER WATCH THIS ASSHOLES SHOW AGAIN!!! </p>
<p>NOT A PARTY ISSUE, JON!!! YOU STUPID MORON.</p>
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