Who would have thought we'd need to start worrying about pirates again? I thought they'd been filed away in the "Silly Things We Used to Fear" file along with God and AIDS, yet here we are in 2009, and the seas are unsafe. Which seemingly innocent Halloween costume will attack us next? Hobos? Sexy nuns? Sexy hobos? Only time will tell. In the meantime, grab a bowl of cranberries and enjoy this collection of the best pirates moments from The Daily Show and Colbert Report.

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