After weeks of speculation, NASA announced on last night's Colbert Report that they will not be naming the Node 3 after Stephen Colbert, and will instead give the name "C.O.L.B.E.R.T." to a space-treadmill in the module.
Sure, it's not the grand prize, but at least it's not a toilet. And it's pretty cool that, from now on, the astronauts will need to use C.O.L.B.E.R.T. every time they want to do this:
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