Bill Hader and Seth Meyers Wrote a Spider-Man Comic
If our geek President can collect comic books, then surely our super cool, not-at-all geeky comedy writers Bill Hader and Seth Meyers can write a comic book and still continue getting all the sex their rock-and-roll lifestyles afford them, right?
“As most things do, it started over drinks,” [Spider-man editor Stephen] Wacker told MTV News when asked how the collaboration kicked off. According to the Marvel editor, Hader and Meyers attended a recent Marvel holiday party, one thing led to another, and months later, a Spidey one-shot was born.
That's basically how your mom told me you were conceived. I think the only difference is your mother told me there were more men involved. SNAP! I JUST DISSED YO' MOMS, HOMES!
Anyway, MTV has the first ten pages of the comic, but without the lettering. From what I could tell, this story is about a man dressed up like Tobey Maguire in that movie… what was it called? Seabiscuit?
Whatever. Seabiscuit accidentally gets switched with a guy dressed like Seabiscuit's alter-ego, Seabiscuit-man, and it leads to mayhem that we've come to expect from stories featuring the famous web-slinging Seabiscuit.
I'm still confused as to how wall-crawling french-man Alain Robert fits into all this, but I'm guessing that's revealed in the last fourteen pages of the comic book.
I'm just kidding. I was a virgin through all of high school. I know who Spider-man and basically all his villains are. Electro is easily my favorite because he found time to rob banks and lay down mad beats.
[via TV Squad]
Click after the jump to see some funny pictures of Spider-man I found while trying to write this blog post (it's called research, people!)
In this following picture, Spidey appears with a real life hero, the guy who founded Papa Johns. I just wish those firefighters would get out of the shot. They are really distracting.
Spider-man was so impressed by Papa John's founder, John Schnatter, he allowed Schnatter to take his butt virginity.
Spider-man has tried a lot of different styles over the years. At least this picture from the 70's is still less embarassing than that emo haircut from Spider-man 3.
And finally, here's retired football player, Gary Brown, auditioning for a role in Spider-man 4.
Tobey Maguire is crying because Sam Raimi just informed him they are going in a different direction for the sequel to the popular franchise.
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