That great video of Susan Boyle surprising the audience of Britain's Got Talent taught me never to judge a book by its cover. Before, I was convinced singing ability and hotness were directly correlated. Now I know the opposite is true. All great singers must be physically unattractive. I am pretty sure Denny Chitterbottom would make a great tenor.

I like that he's homeless but he still has a MacBook. Maybe it was designed by Steve JobLESS (Sorry!)