This is part of a viral marketing campaign for Vitamin Water, right? It sort of has to be, but I like to imagine it just exists for no reason other than to be awesome. Like Saturn. Nobody made Saturn, it doesn't promote anything, it just appeared one day and has been making Neptune look like an asshole ever since. That's what I hope this is, just another item on the long list of things that make Neptune look like a dumb asshole.

[Via goldenfiddlr]