Jokes.com's Five Funniest Videos About The Afterlife
Some French dude once wrote that hell is other people, which is ridiculous, since hell is being denied access to Jokes.com. Clearly, we ponder the big questions. Why not dwell on our mortality and the mysterious rewards that await us (unless you're an atheist, then it's just worms, and lots of them) by watching five rock-star stand-ups tickle the Grim Reaper. One thing is for sure: if you laugh yourself to death, you'll have a pretty good idea what to expect.
Zombies are the first sign of the Apocalypse, which is basically proof of God. It's hard to decide which disturbs Patton more — armies of the undead or the existence of heaven.
MORE VIDEO: It's not like Patton dislikes porn spam, he would just like the porn spam to be written correctly, in the King's English.
Don't pray for the Pope, he's got the Almighty on speed dial. Carlos points out that if the Pope needs celestial help from us, then we're all pretty much damned.
MORE VIDEO: Attention Ladies: it is not the fault of Carlos or men in general if you cannot have an orgasm. Get thyself off.
Getting up to cloud-shrouded heaven is complicated by our being sealed in a box and buried in a hole. Brian wants to know why we do that.
MORE VIDEO: An egg is a smooth sphere filled with goo that is excreted by a bird. Brian posits the important anthropological query: who lost the bet and ate the first one
2. Dana Gould
So Ghandi and Hitler meet in the afterlife… Dana tells a classic politically-incorrect joke with that marvelous set-up.
MORE VIDEO: Dana's love life is painful, and therefore, hilarious.
Is the homeless man Reggie encounters really Jesus? Because, on the off chance he is, then Reggie might regret not throwing the guy fifty cents.
MORE VIDEO: Nothing ruins a party more, according to Reggie, than the eventual fragrance of crack smoke wafting by.
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