Sure you're excited about the things we'll see on Michael and Michael Have Issues, but what about the things we won't see? It turns out you should be excited about those too, because they're funny. The spectrum of things to be excited about with this show is seriously like nine-dimensional. You don't even know. Anyway, here's a video of Michael Showalter reading a script for a sketch that will never be produced.

I'm crossing my fingers that every sketch ends with Michael Ian Black humping a chair.

Michael and Michael Have Issues premieres in July.

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