Someone tell the mayor of the internet, 4chan's moot, to crawl out of his mom's home office, because it's time to give Zach Galifianakis the keys to the internet for creating another amazing episode of Between Two Ferns. Also, tell the mayor of the internet it's time to clean up his room or else he won't get any dessert. He's been warned several times.

Trying to write something funny right below this video is the equivalent of getting on that rooftop The Beatles played on and threatening to jump right after their performance. The show's over. No one cares. We don't even care if you jump, crazy person. That's exactly what this is like.

So I'm just going to list the top three funniest lines from that video, because making lists is what you do on the internet when you are out of ideas

  1. "You shaved your head for V for Vendetta, did you also shave your v for vagina."
  2. "It would be so funny if he drove like a Miata."
  3. "I got a bigger dick than that."
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