As you may have heard, Pittsburgh linebacker James Harrison won't be joining his teammates when the Super Bowl winners visit President Obama at the White House. Astoundingly, Harrison is passing on the invitation because the team wouldn't have been invited had they not won the championship.
Jon really nailed Harrison there. I'd say he should be worried about retribution, but Jon's not the mother of Harrison's child, so I think he's safe.
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