Back when Ben Stiller was born, his dad was like, "Maybe one day, when I am old and Seinfeld is over, my son will be honored, at an award show made for teenagers, by being given a tub of golden, inedible popcorn." [The Futon Critic]

John Oliver claims his British accent allows him to behave with "outright rudeness." Lack of a British accent has never really stopped us Americans from outright rudeness. [Deseret News]

The Economist just discovered that The Onion is great. If they're anything like me around the time I discovered The Onion, they are about to discover masturbation soon too. [Press Democrat]

Stephen Colbert landed safely after flying with the famous Thunderbirds. Sadly, the Thunderbirds in question are not marionettes as I had hoped. [No Fact Zone]

Rob Riggle talks to NPR about being promoted to lieutenant colonel. Congratulations, Rob Riggle! [NPR]

Scott Aukerman is the head writer for the MTV Movie Awards. Hiring actual funny people to write award shows? No one's tried it before, but it just might work. [A Special Thing]

Steve Coogan is planning a film for his television character Alan Partridge. [/film]

Cameron Frye's house from Ferris Bueller's Day Off is for sale. The house is a little old, but if you set it up on cinder blocks and put it in reverse, it'll be good as new. [Daily Herald]

Jorma Taccone talks about being cast in Land of the Lost as Chaka, "If anyone recognizes me, I will be so embarrassed — that means that I’m the ugliest dude on the planet." [Movie Line]

Click after the jump to watch Russell Brand give us a sneak peak of his new movie, Get Him to the Greek. P. Diddy is in the film, but his role sadly doesn't involve him Tweeting while having tantric sex for 36 hours.