Judd Apatow talks about his favorite kind of revenge, "I go so far as to attempt to turn every single person who ever acted on any show I’ve ever been involved with into a feature-film star just so I can prove I was right about the TV show." [Playboy]

Breaking news; celebrities aren't gods unmarred by human ailments and injuries. I know, it seems crazy, but they aren't perfect! Celebrities, they are only slightly better than us. [Spike]

John Hodgman delivers the keynote address for Max Fun Con. [Maximum Fun]

Jon Friedman visits MTV's Silent Library, an intelligent and sobering documentary look into the world of silent libraries. [The Apiary]

Michael Cera was almost cast in The Sixth Sense. Poor Michael Cera. As with all child stars, he could have guaranteed a perfect movie career that continued throughout his entire life. [Movie Line]

Harold Ramis dreams of being good friends with Bill Murray again. Maybe if he Ramis hangs out at Brooklyn loft parties he'll bump into Bill Murray and rekindle their friendship over some PBRs. [A.V. Club]

Sacha Baron Cohen won't stop, can't stop promoting the hell out of Bruno. [Dlisted]

Andy Dick wore bloody clothes and carried a cleaver around at a PETA protest. Either he's protesting animal cruelty or he thinks he's at a rave. [WBBM]

The new Zombieland trailer makes me think, why wasn't Woody Harrelson in every zombie movie ever? George Romero really dropped the ball when he didn't cast him as Barbara. [News in Film]

Artie Lange has been blackballed from The Tonight Show and HBO. If they're already blackballing, it's only a matter of time before they try out the lucky pierre. [Punchline]

Bob Odenkirk and David Cross talk about Mr. Show, David's Situation, and their attempts at making another sketch show. [Decider]

In his new stand-up special airing tomorrow night on Spike, Joe Rogan talks a lot about jerkin' it. Click after the jump to check out a NSFW clip.