Before They Get Stale: Sacha Baron Cohen, Brian Regan and Michael Ian Black

Happy birthday from Michael Showalter whether it's your fucking birthday or not goddammit! [Some E-cards]

Can a Conan get a table dance? Bruno bumps and grinds on Conan's lap, because that is what TV is for. [Entertainment Weekly]

According to TV or Not TV, Michael Ian Black is the number one comedian who deserves to be more famous. I thought he was already pretty famous, but then again I live in a comedy bubble wherein upskirt pics of Gallagher are big news. [Michael Ian Black]

The LA Times asks "Could The Hangover Get the Best Picture Nomination?" I would have to re-watch The Hangover, but are there any psychologically tortured Nazis in it? If the answer is no, then forget about it. [LA Times]

Due to Michael Jackson's unexpected death yesterday, a scene from Bruno might have to be cut. This is truly the tragedy that keeps on tragedy-ing. [AFP]

Eugene Mirman shares with the world what pops up when he puts his iPod on shuffle. Allow me to do the same. Surprise, surprise, it's Achy Breaky Heart! [Boston]

Brian Regan talks about working clean, "Some people get the wrong idea and think that I think 'clean' comedy is better than 'blue' comedy, which isn’t the case at all." [Spokesman Review]

A weird site called Baby Chüms announced Ralphie May had a kid. Congrats! [Baby Chüms]

Paul Rust once again introduces the big weekend movie, Transformers 2: A Robot Dog Humps Megan Fox's Leg. Click after the jump to watch the Funny or Die video.