Before They Get Stale: Steve Martin, David Wain and Paul Scheer

Steve Martin recalls learning Michael Jackson's moves for a TV parody of the "Billy Jean" video. [New Yorker]

Lewis Black hates cable news tickers, but he likes you buying his book. [G4]

The live action Smurfs movie has a release date now because the anticipation of this movie has been giving America blue balls for far too long. Pun 100% intended. [Cinema Blend]

Uh-oh, someone crossed the pop culture streams. Simpsonized Ghostbusters, ya'll. [/film]

If you're paranoid you're unwittingly a part of Sacha Baron Cohen's next movie, here's a helpful flowchart to guide you. [Cracked]

David Wain made a recipe using ingredients suggested to him over Twitter. I'm surprised a bunch of people didn't just tweet, "Farts! Throw in some farts," because that was the only ingredient I thought was missing. [David Wain]

Mike Birbiglia doesn't like it when his parents, who have just discovered the internet, keep sending him outdated links. I know how he feels. I already know all about Lemon Party, mom! [LNWJF]

Jimmy Pardo talks about being the warm-up comic on The Tonight Show, "when Conan asks you if you want to do warm-up for the brand-new Tonight Show, you say ‘yes.’ It’s the greatest talk show in history, and Conan is terrific." [Punchline]

Finally, we'll all get to see Paul Scheer in 3-D, as he stars in Pirahna 3-D, "The movie is actually a really effective PSA made by the government to let everyone know that piranhas really exist." [/film]