I am legally obligated to post any video mentioning farts. It's in my comedy blogging contract, section eight, paragraph three, "And thus, all internet videos with depictions, mentions or implications of flatulence shall be posted by Gonzalo Cordova, under penalty of death." Here's Craig Robinson dispensing sexy sex advice while ticking the ivories/ovaries. He mentions farts about halfway through, hence, I have posted it. Thus spake Fartusthra!