posted by: Matt Tobey

In addition to everyone who actually died last week, Natalie Portman, Harrison Ford, Louie Anderson and Jeff Goldblum were all separately rumored to have fallen to their deaths in New Zealand. So now whenever anyone falls to his or her death in New Zealand, it's safe to assume it was a hoax. In fact, I'm not totally convinced this so-called "New Zealand" isn't altogether made up.



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Posted by jordon on September 5, 2009 at 4:30 am

Posted by Third Idea Consulting » Post Topic » The King (of Pop) is dead. But Jeff Goldblum is fine. on August 1, 2009 at 7:16 pm

[...] Goldblum answered back with the only force more powerful than a twitterstorm: the Colbert Report. [...]


Posted by Jeff » Current News Trends on July 30, 2009 at 9:45 pm

[...] Jeff Goldblum is alive and well… or is he? Original Story Link [...]


Posted by SBarkdoll on July 3, 2009 at 10:42 am

I would so love that chance of 90% satisfaction. Jeff Goldblum can tickle my ivories whenever he's in California. I have loved him for years and enjoy him on CI. He is so yummy.


Posted by Tuesday Kid on July 3, 2009 at 8:14 am

I'm glad that Jeff isn't dead. I loved his holsten pils adverts.


Posted by Velociraptor on July 3, 2009 at 12:48 am

WTF! a panzy ass cliff killed him AAAAAAAAArgh! Im gonna go eat one of my babies now.


Posted by Colbert desmiente los tweetes de la muerte de Jeff Goldblum « GIOSER on July 1, 2009 at 8:50 pm

[...] Colbert desmiente los tweetes de la muerte de Jeff Goldblum via ccinsider.comedycentral.com [...]


Posted by What's Up With The Celebrity Death Rumors? : College Candy on July 1, 2009 at 3:01 pm

[...] and random stories people make up, and the celebrities' responses to the rumors, especially Jeff Goldblum's, can be very funny. But getting real gratification from falsifying reports of someone's death, [...]


Posted by Vagrant236 on July 1, 2009 at 12:49 pm

RIP Jeff Goldblum. He will be missed


Posted by Jeff Goldblum Addresses Rumors of His Death | Comedy Central … | Real Rumors on July 1, 2009 at 11:59 am

[...] Jeff Goldblum Addresses Rumors of His Death | Comedy Central … 30.06.2009 | Posted in Uncategorized In addition to everyone who actually died last week, Natalie Portman, Harrison Ford, Louie Anderson and Jeff Goldblum were all separately rumored to have fallen. Go here to read the rest: Jeff Goldblum Addresses Rumors of His Death | Comedy Central … [...]


Posted by Morning Bits 7/1/09 « the full ginsburg on July 1, 2009 at 9:24 am

[...] And finally, Jeff Goldblum addresses those "Jeff Goldblum is dead" rumors. (CC Insider) [...]


Posted by Gary on July 1, 2009 at 9:15 am

Comedy Central what is up with you guys. I know you block the videos for us Canadians and give that Oh so helpful link to The Comedy Network Canada. But what is the point when the link does not go to the clip we wanted to see. I have zero time for bad links that just redirect to the homepage, wasting my time in then searching again for something YOU wanted to show ME.


Posted by Jeff Goldblum Addresses Rumors of His Death | Comedy Central Insider Blog on July 1, 2009 at 7:58 am

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Posted by Humerus on July 1, 2009 at 2:55 am

At lease we can continue to watch the work of Zombie Jeff Goldblum on Law & Order: Undead Criminal Intent


Posted by Aaron on July 1, 2009 at 12:33 am

Mr. Goldblum… a truly great actor. I am sorry I took you for granted while you were alive!


Posted by Jess on July 1, 2009 at 12:15 am

oh my god that would have been truely sad. thank god he isnt cuz he is my favorite actor! =D I LOVE YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!


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