A war on the Fourth of July? How dare those environmentalists come into our country (from where? Envirostan? Earthmenia? Greenland?) and start acting like they don't think that we own the place!

I'll tell you what we need to do. We need to declare independence from those environmental fascists! And then we'll declare a holiday celebrating our victory? What can we call it? Hmmmm… Lemme think on that.



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