While some people don't have anything, not even a bed (for example, I sleep on trash bags on my floor), Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter just keep having stuff. First they have their show, Michael and Michael Have Issues, and now they have an interview with Punchline Magazine.

I really want to buy Michael Ian Black's children's book, Guy Fucks Girls and put it on my coffee table so that way when I have a mamacita (which is Spanish for little mother, which is the sexiest thing to call a lady) over to my apartment, she will know that I have read about sex.

Oh, who am I kidding? I don't have a coffee table!