Dr. Doom's Ultimate Revenge: Zingers!

Tragedy is when I prick my little finger. Comedy is when your attempt to blow up the moon is foiled by a rock monster and some stretchy guy. Or something like that. After years of despotism gone awry, Fantastic Four arch-nemesis Victor Von Doom is making a name for himself on the independent comedy circuit. I mean, sure, his set is a bit… single-minded in its focus, but you write what you know.

It’s still better than Magneto’s failed rom-com, Polar Opposites. Oh, Magneto! She’s a positive, you’re a negative! This will NEVER work!

-Rocktern Frank Angones

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