picture-6Back during the halcyon days of the Blair Witch phenomenon, one of my why-am-I-friends-with-you friends actually told me, "Don't go see that movie! It's a documentary!" Granted, she said the same thing about Alien Resurrection. I did not have smart friends.

I have no clue what she would say about Paper Heart, the new doc/narrative feature starring Charlene Yi. The movie follows Yi as she travels across America in her quest to find out what love is (SPOILER ALERT: It's cookies), mixing the fictional courtship of real-life couple Yi and Michael Cera with real interviews.

The film features interviews with the likes of Seth Rogen, Jack Black, Demetri Martin, Paul Scheer and Martin Starr. In this deleted interview, Bill Hader's actual story of how he met his wife is interrupted by the director in this, the world's first Cockblockumentary.

-Rocktern Frank Angones