In order to play his character in Funny People, Adam Sandler had to do stand-up again for the first time in ten years. This video shows old footage as well as some of his new stand-up performances. Interesting! Funny! [Entertainment Weekly]

Eugene Mirman posted the full length version of the interview he did for Punchline's A Tight Five. He calls it A Meandering Twenty Two. Interesting! Funny! Very long! [Eugene Mirman]

Some great nerd made motivational posters using Zach Galifianakis quotes and images. Where would the internet be without nerds? [Slosh Spot]

The fabulous Gabe and Jenny are interviewed in this podcast. Oh, by the way, Jenny Slate's one lady show, Dead Millionaire has its final show at the New York UCB theater tonight at 8 pm. It comes highly recommended. [Breakthrough Radio]

Sergio Aragonés, one of the most important MAD magazine cartoonists ever, will be contributing to The Simpsons Bongo comics line. [AV Club]

Finally, there's a dating site I won't get rejected from just because I don't have genitals or self esteem. [The Apiary]

Just like Borat in 2006, Brüno has been banned in the Ukraine. When asked why, the president of Ukraine responded that their country would fall apart if its people's were exposed to talking urethras. [MTV Movies]

Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock, and Jeff Dunham top Forbes list of top paying comedians. One day I'm going to appear on that list. Not as a comedian, but as Dunham's puppet. [Forbes]

Aziz Ansari, Jon Lajoie and  Kumail Nanjiani make it onto The Hollywood Reporterts list of ten rising comedians. One day I'm going to appear on that list. Not as a comedian, but as a… oh wait, I'm never going to make it on any cool lists. [THR]