Tomorrow marks the tenth anniversary of SpongeBob SquarePants, and I don't know about you, but I haven't been this excited about an aquatic cartoon milestone since The Snorks' sesquicentennial. To mark this momentous occasion, Jokes.com has put together the ten greatest SpongeBob jokes of all time. Word has it they were written by actual sponges. Enjoy.

Q. What did SpongeBob’s mother say to him when he failed his driving test again?
A. Soak it up

Q. What was the newspaper headline when a bird smacked into Patrick?
A. Star Struck

Q. How did Mr. Krabs become so successful?
A. He clawed his way to the top

Q. How do Sandy’s relatives dance?
A. Cheeks-to-Cheeks

Q. What’s Patrick’s favorite movie?
A. A Star is Born

Q. What do you call a squirrel at the beach?
A. Sandy

Q. What’s Patrick’s favorite movie?
A. Clueless

Q. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite Elvis tune?
A. Fry Me Tender

Q. What do you call Sandy when she’s shopping?
A. A mall rat

Q. What did Plankton say when his cousin said he was coming to visit?
A. I’ll keep an eye out for ya!