The Rockterns capped off an amazing week full of free breakfasts with an intimate Q & A session with some guys who are on TV, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.  The two-headed juggernaut of social commentary whom I refer to as Stewbert discussed the media ("I think the news media is just starting to catch on that we're making fun of them."), their approach to satire (Voltaire! Jonathan Swift! Smart things!) and the dues they paid (I, for one, totally would have watched The Magic Johnson Show if Stephen Colbert had played the "wacky uncle.")

We were brimming with questions for the duo, many of which must remain confidential due to my not remembering them. But the Rockterns did have a long list of questions that we weren't able to ask before being whisked away from the comedic Olympus that is the Daily Show offices. Insightful, meaningful questions such as:

Does Oprah smell like rainbows? I bet she smells like rainbows.
-Grace, Junior Carribean Correspondent

If I punch you can I be "On Notice"?
- Frank, Junior Blank Correspondent

Marry-Boff-Kill: Panda bear, Koala bear, Yogi Bear?
- Farhan, Junior Brown Correspondent

Are you intimidated by my presence?
- Jae, Junior Mint Correspondent

Which one of you is on top?  WINK.
- Emmanuelle Junior Junior Correspondent Correspondent

Hello, is it me you're looking for?
- Farhan

Do you like it when we call you Big Poppa?
- Emmanuelle

Will you be the Godfather of my child?
- Jae

Will you be the Godfather of my crime family?
- Frank

Don't you hate Frank?
- Jae

Don't you hate Jae more?
- Frank

How do you feel about Jay Mohr?
- Grace

And, most importantly…

Um, can we have jobs here?  Please? We love you?
- The Rocktern Nation