Zach Galifianakis' Penis Retracts in the Face of Danger

Zach Galifianakis was on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien last night, and he talked about his penis for an extended length of time. I used the words "extended length" because they go with the penis theme, because writing is all about parallels, metaphors and subtle quips. This interview made my comedy boner hard (and the Pulitzer goes to me).

Also, of note is the fact that a comedy genius like Conan O'Brien is not above making a "your mom" joke.